Police Vehicle Stolen…hence too busy to solve your crimes!

Police Vehicle, Toyota Quantum has finally been recovered including a personal vehicle belonging to a staff member. The vehicle was stolen from the parking lot and the backyard of the “Police Station” on the West Rand.

Despite the main gate being locked and the cars fitted with automatic vehicle locator it appears that these criminals out-smarted the Police. As usual in South Africa, delusion is a form of comfort as the spokeswoman noted, “…it was impossible for the Quantum to have been taken after the gate was closed”.

carTherefore as you do, the criminals made the vehicles vanish like one does at Las Vegas. As you can see that our Police Force are really busy with crimes of their own to solve, so please be patient with yours.

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